The astounding lack of structural integrity of the set is more than compensated for by the courageous lack of fear of the substantial use of Duct Tape.
Hello, again, Gentle Reader(s?),
Today, we are going to present a new form of “how to wake up in the morning by drinking something that will definitely open your eyes“.
As you know, I have been trying, with some, unfortunately, recent success, I might add, to make myself a decent cup of coffee for about the last year and a half. You may be wondering why my success is unfortunate. Here’s why:
While visiting friends, we were offered a cup of coffee. Now, I have had Patricia’s coffee in the past, and it’s GREAT! Especially when I compare it to my own attempts at brewing.
I found myself inquiring as to what she does to make her coffee taste so good, while mine tastes like they make it in the Navy, and she kindly showed me. It involves two things…
Medium Blend coffee (I had been brewing Dark Blend)
Heavy Whipping Cream
On the way home, Judy and I stopped by the grocery store and purchased…
Patricia’s brand of Medium Blend coffee
Somewhat less than 50 gallons of Heavy Whipping Cream
Upon arrival home, I threw on a pot of the new coffee and mixed in some of the newly acquired cream. It was GOOD!!!
I was in Coffee Heaven…
Every day for the past two months, I have been enjoying my coffee each morning and/or afternoon. It’s been great!
So, what’s so unfortunate, you ask?
During that time, I have gained about 10 pounds. Sadly, I fear that this has something to do with the Heavy Whipping Cream that I have been adding to the brew, and it has forced me to confront the necessity of, either buying new pants or losing the weight.
Thanksgiving day has passed. The leftovers are in the refrigerator, and the bathroom scale has been safely hidden away for the next three months…
Today is the last day of the month. Tomorrow, it will be gone. No matter how you want it, no matter where you search for it, no matter how you try to make it stay, in the end, you will realize that there is no vember…