Some days my hearing is not as good as other days. Judy just walked into the room saying something.
I responded,
Bill: “I’m going to get myself donated up? What does that mean?”
Judy: “I don’t know. YOU said it.”
B: “Well, what did you say?”
J: “I’m talking to myself. Don’t interrupt.”
B “Oh.”
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What you said: “I set the alarm for 6:00 because I have a crock pot dinner to make.”
What I heard: “I set the alarm for 6:00 because I have a cough drop in my neck.”
What you said: “They’ll probably want me to put sheets on their bed.”
What I heard: “Ted scroogled the feet time good.”
What you said: “Finally… some deer appreciators.”
What I heard: “Simon lives in dirt with fish haters.”
What she said: “You have to read Megan’s reply.”
What I heard: “I’ve been inebriated for five.”
