I’m down a few things with six strings.. Bummer.. At least nobody got hurt, so I’m good…

…The Flag Was Still There…

I’m down a few things with six strings.. Bummer.. At least nobody got hurt, so I’m good…
…The Flag Was Still There…
Judy just opened the box containing her new desk.. I am always afraid when I see the words “Some Assembly Required”…
The first instruction is:
1. You will need wood (W-951) to assemble this desk (D-666) – Please see part No. A-01: Seed.
1a. Using shovel (A-437), dig hole (H-943)
1b. Insert seed (A-01) into hole (H-943) and cover with dirt (D-02)
1c. Water as needed (W-298) and wait for wood to appear.
1d. Then proceed with assembly of Desk (D-666).
Max is lucky he doesn’t have opposable thumbs… I am not so fortunate…