After decades of experience, I have decided, and confirmed a multitude of times, that there is never a tape measure around when you need one.



Taking the path of least resistance only leads to a life of least virtue, least integrity, least trustworthiness, least growth, least accomplishment, and least reward. If any. 

See? I do have my serious moments…


You never fully appreciate clean underwear until the day after you take ExLax the night before a long hike in Yosemite… – The Very William H. Kammerer, Jr. Esq. (not,)


(*And to answer your question: No. But it was close.)

Time flies when you’re getting old… – The Very William H. Kammerer, Jr. Esq. (not,)