Hello again, gentle reader… Once again, it’s time for another Max Inspired sonnet, officially inspired by Max…

I launch…

Max: A Dog’s Life

By
The Very William H. Kammerer, Jr., Esquire (not)

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I spend my life barking at flies

And I wonder why

And so does the fly

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I pass my day staring at cats

I think about that

And so does the cat

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I often dream of chasing down cows

And I wonder how

And so does the cow

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I truly enjoy hunting down deer

I’ll catch them, I fear

And so does the deer

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I often succeed at sniffing out toads

when I’m on the road

And so is the toad

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But most of all…

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I LOVE to watch Master picking up poop

For he has no scoop

Nor does the poop

The End…

Thank you for listening…

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