October 2013 – Things With Six Strings

Conversations With Judy: What You Said Is Not What I Heard – Episode 3

What you said: “They’ll probably want me to put sheets on their bed.”

What I heard: “Ted scroogled the feet time good.”

Me: “You know, I would rather be right here, snuggling with you, than with all of the best smelling skunks in the whole world.”

Judy: “Nice…”

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Me: “Well, a guy’s gotta start somewhere…”