Badly in need of a haircut… And I don’t have a bowl that will fit my head…
I almost shaved yesterday. I know I’m going to sometime. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon. And for the rest of my life…
One day, Adam and Eve were strolling along enjoying the beautiful garden in which they lived. As they walked, they discussed their lives together and how every day was perfect when it dawned on Eve that time just, sort of, ran together.
After a few minutes of quiet contemplation, she turned to her husband and asked, “Adam, do you know what day it is?” Adam thought for a minute and replied, “Of course, my love. Don’t you?” “No, my poopywoopykins, I really don’t. The days all run together and it’s hard to remember which one is which. It’s almost as if we are retired, or something.”
Adam considered her response for a moment, “Why, my little sweetums,” he said, “it’s New Years, Eve.”
Happy New Year!
Here I am, sixty-six years old, and I’m still living in my kids’ parents’ house…
I used to work. At a job. I loved my job, but I love being retired, too.
Some of the things I loved about the job are:
- The people – not just my co-workers, but ALL of the people I came into contact with, and I still keep in contact with a lot of them. I think that some of them may be getting sick of me by now, but I really do enjoy them and miss them. So I bug them on occasion.
- The job, itself. For the most part, I had a lot of fun doing what I did. Again, that’s because of the people I got to work with.
- The industry. It is a crazy industry with a lot of motion. Major changes all of the time. It’s also a very large and, at the same time, a very small industry. Everybody knows everybody else, no matter which company you work for or segment of the industry you work in. It helps that I was in the industry for 30 years. I am friends with janitors, help desk personnel, sales reps, software developers, marketing folks all the way up to CEOs in a lot of small to large companies.
But, like with all jobs, there are some things that could be challenging to get through.
Email could be challenging and even entertaining. One of the more entertaining things about email is when you get one from a co-worker in, say, China, for whom English is not a first language. It’s even more entertaining when the email includes lots of other people who speak the same non-English language, say, Chinese.
And it’s even more fun when you (me) don’t speak Chinese as a first (or any) language.
Those emails go something like this…
免费门票索取联系人：吴R 联系QQ：1085157548 Tel：134-8079-4297
Let me know if you have any questions.
I always enjoyed the “Let me know if you have any questions” part the best. That’s because the whole thing became a question for me. I just didn’t know where to start asking.
I still don’t.
Lots of people have been asking me how I like retirement. I have to be honest with them, so I tell them the truth.
“Honestly, some days are really, really great. Others, though, are just great.”