Me: “Judy… JUdy… JUDy… JUDY!”

Judy is in the kitchen cooking breakfast and looks up from what she is doing, “Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the bacon.”

Two hours later…

Using a measuring cup, I have just poured a couple of cups of water into Max’s bowl and Judy is out on the deck saying something to me…

“Sojkhjgr ihre ifoeifuj hgouty.”

“What?”

“S;lihgfok ujedhf gh soifkujid hjksjf.”

“Sorry, I can’t hear you over this cup.”

It worked better for her…