Me: “Judy… JUdy… JUDy… JUDY!”
Judy is in the kitchen cooking breakfast and looks up from what she is doing, “Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the bacon.”
Two hours later…
Using a measuring cup, I have just poured a couple of cups of water into Max’s bowl and Judy is out on the deck saying something to me…
“Sojkhjgr ihre ifoeifuj hgouty.”
“What?”
“S;lihgfok ujedhf gh soifkujid hjksjf.”
“Sorry, I can’t hear you over this cup.”
It worked better for her…
Things With Six Strings 