Fire Update: The Recovery Commences…

Judy just opened the box containing her new desk.. I am always afraid when I see the words “Some Assembly Required”…

The first instruction is:

1.   You will need wood (W-951) to assemble this desk (D-666) – Please see part No. A-01: Seed.

1a.  Using shovel (A-437), dig hole (H-943)

1b.  Insert seed (A-01) into hole (H-943) and cover with dirt (D-02)

1c.  Water as needed (W-298) and wait for wood to appear.

1d.  Then proceed with assembly of Desk (D-666).

Max is lucky he doesn’t have opposable thumbs… I am not so fortunate…


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