The Max Factor – Chapter Seven: Poetry Dedicated To Max (Maxetry) – Verse Two

December 24, 2012

Hello again, gentle reader… Once again, it’s time for another Max Inspired sonnet, officially inspired by Max…

I launch…

Max: A Dog’s Life

The Very William H. Kammerer, Jr., Esquire (not)


I spend my life barking at flies

And I wonder why

And so does the fly


I pass my day staring at cats

I think about that

And so does the cat


I often dream of chasing down cows

And I wonder how

And so does the cow


I truly enjoy hunting down deer

I’ll catch them, I fear

And so does the deer


I often succeed at sniffing out toads

when I’m on the road

And so is the toad


But most of all…


I LOVE to watch Master picking up poop

For he has no scoop

Nor does the poop

The End…

Thank you for listening…


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