Today, I discovered a new principle of Physics: The warmth of one’s bed is inversely proportional to the coolness of one’s weather, and directly proportional to the lateness of one’s alarm clock.
The setup –
Judy, our son Billy, Lacey his wife and I took Max and Monk on a hike in Yosemite, today. It was a great time with lots of snow and mud, but, alas, it came time to get back home and give Max a bath…
Now, Judy likes to know exactly how long it takes to get from point A to point B when we go somewhere, especially when it’s somewhere we may return to in the future, so back in the car after the hike, she asked what time it was…
“What time is it?”
“I’ve got three minutes before 4:00.”
“I stand corrected.”
“My watch is always more accurate than your car clock.”